英語笑話短文聽力

『壹』 急求高中英語聽力MP3下載。短文什麼的合集，小笑話啥的……

Where is the father?

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

『貳』 誰知道有哪些英語軟體可以練習聽力，就是有一個小故事或者笑話之類的

上應用寶搜索關鍵詞，英語聽力，然後出來一堆，下載那個官方的

『叄』 找一則英語聽力中的笑話

Two men go to bear have had to go hunting. While staying in the cottage, other watching is that one bear goes out. He discovers enormous one bear , shooting before long it but hurt it only. The bear enraging charges forward at him , he tries one's best to lay down his rifle quickly and begins to run for a cottage. That he is commensurate to fast-run but the bear is to get faster only more and overtakes him with everyone step. With regard to elephant , his door enough to arrive at the cottage opening to the outside world, he is entangled and fails. Stop very much carefully in back, the bear entangles the surplus thing his sum goes to become the cottage door regiment prompt go up , close a cabin. The The man and the inside friend to him say be crying , meanwhile, I play and get another , your to strip this a one skin! -

『肆』 英語聽力軟體，能聽笑話，求推薦

iPhone自帶軟體：播客。或者下載喜馬拉雅什麼的

『伍』 學渣和學霸英語聽力的區別，英語聽力考試 段子

看一部無字幕的好抄萊塢電影，襲兩個小時後，學霸在思考情節、回味電影，學渣在納悶這TM兩個小時到底講了些啥

學渣和學霸英語聽力的區別,
The difference between learning slag and learning hegemony in English listening,

『陸』 英語聽力軟體，能聽故事，笑話等，求推薦，謝謝

百詞斬是個好東西哦

『柒』 一個英語聽力的冷笑話

好冷的笑話，確實挺冷的

『捌』 有沒有英語段子，聽力的

建議下載可可英語app，裡面的聽力資源很多

『玖』 英語段子聽力

只有會正確讀出口來才會聽懂。讓每一個詞的發音在大腦里留有一個印象，再一內次聽到這個詞時，就會與大容腦里的那個印象相契合並且迅速做出反應，這樣就容易聽懂得多了。朗讀的素材可以是college English課本，新概念也行，讀煩了的話可以買市面上的一本書配兩盒磁帶的英語資料，也可以讀單詞以達到鞏固的目的。朗讀的時候一定要大聲，這樣印象深刻而且可以把發音中的錯誤放大以便於早發現早糾正。如果發音不正確，那麼再聽到這個詞時，還以為是別的什麼詞呢。

『拾』 現在有沒有什麼比較好的通過英語段子等有趣的形式練聽力的app啊

要英語段子就去看破產姐妹，推薦用人人視頻看