一片簡單的英語閱讀

A. 一篇簡單的英語閱讀

明明只是說序號，也能發笑……有點誇張地說兩人被困，是在無聊,用老掉牙的笑話自娛自樂……

笑話沒講好，所以不笑，對應這種情況下就是那個數字沒念好……囧……

B. 一片英語閱讀理解 選擇

D D B C A

C. 一篇簡單的英語初一閱讀

1. a burning thing
2. would be better
3. a messenger
4. No, he wasn't
5. Men liked Chicken because he crowed very early in the morning and woke them up.
6.No
7. foolish

D. 超級簡單的英語閱讀!!

1It happened at night.
2The couple carried the flower in the car and a bookshelf on the car.
3The bookshelf was like a coffin.
4The police saw they were taking flowers and a bookshelf just looked like a coffin,also,they drove very slowly.
5The police may think somebody had died in the author's family.So they must take the coffin.<棺材>

E. 一片簡單的英語閱讀

When the young man starts to earn his own living, he becomes free from discipline of school and parents; but at the same time he is forced to be (A) responsible . He can no longer expect others to pay for his food, his room, but has to (C) work. If he wants to live comfortably . If he spreads most of his time playing about in the way that he used to as a child, he will go (B) hungry . And if he breaks the laws of society as he used to breaks the laws of his parents; he may go to prison. If, however he works hard, (B) keeps off trouble and has good health, he can have the great happiness of seeing himself make steady progress in his job and of building up for himself his own position in society.
Old age has always been thought of as the worst age to be, but it is not necessary for the old to be unhappy. Old age should come with (A) wisdom and the ability to help others with advice wisely given. The old can have the time of seeing their children making progress in life; they can watch their (C) grandchildren growing up around them; and , perhaps best of all, they can, if their life has been a useful one, feel the happiness of having come through the battle of life safety and of having reached a time when they can lie back and rest, leaving others to coninue to fight.

F. 簡單的英語小短文

Fox
and
cock
One
morning
a
fox
sees
a
cock.He
think,"This
is
my
breakfast.''
He
comes
up
to
the
cock
and
says,"I
know
you
can
sing
very
well.Can
you
sing
for
me?''The
cock
is
glad.He
closes
his
eyes
and
begins
to
sing.The
fox
sees
that
and
caches
him
in
his
mouth
and
carries
him
away.
The
people
in
the
field
see
the
fox.They
cry,"Look,look!The
fox
is
carrying
the
cock
away.''The
cock
says
to
the
fox,"Mr
Fox,do
you
understand?The
people
say
you
are
carrying
their
cock
away.Tell
them
it
is
yours.Not
theirs.''
The
fox
opens
his
mouth
ang
says,"The
cock
is
mine,not
yours.''Just
then
the
cock
runs
away
from
the
fox
and
flies
into
the
tree.
狐狸和公雞
一天早上，一隻狐狸看到了一隻公雞。他想：這是我的早餐。
他朝公雞走來，對他說：「我知道，你能唱得非常好聽，你能唱給我聽么？」公雞很高興。他閉上眼睛開始唱歌。狐狸看到這些抓住它放到自己的嘴裡走了。
在田地里的人們看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：「看，看！狐狸抓住公雞逃走了。」公雞對狐狸說：「狐狸先生，你能理解么？人們認為你叼走了公雞。告訴他們這是你的，不是他們的。」
狐狸張開她的嘴說：「公雞是我的，不是你們的。」就在那時，公雞逃離了狐狸的嘴巴，跑到了樹底下。

G. 簡單的英語閱讀短篇

1.風和太陽(The Wind And The Sun)
One day the wind said to the sun,「Look at that man walking along the road.I can get his cloak off more quickly than you can.」
「We will see about that,」 said the sun.「I will let you try first.」
So the wind tried to make the man take off his cloak.He blew and blew,but the man only pulled his cloak more closely around himself.
「I give up,」 said the wind at last.「I cannot get his cloak off.」 Then the sun tried.He shone as hard as he could.The man soon became hot and took off his cloak.
(有一天風跟太陽說:「看看那個沿著路上走的人.我可以比你快讓他把披風脫下來.)
(「我們等著看吧,」太陽說,「我讓你先試.)
(因此風嘗試讓那個人把披風脫下來.他用力地吹,可是那個人把披風拉得更緊.)
(「我放棄了,」風最後說,「我無法讓他把披風脫下來.」然後由太陽試試看.他盡可能地曬他.不久,那個人很熱就把披風脫下來了.)
2.翅 膀
一天,我工作的炸雞店在關門前出現了一陣搶購狂潮,結果除了雞翅外所有的東西都賣完了.當我正准備鎖門時,一名喝醉了的旅客進來要進餐.我問他翅膀行不行,他從櫃台上靠過身子來,回答道：「女士,我到這兒來是吃東西的,不是要飛!」
Wings
The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day,leaving us with nothing to sell but wings.As I was about to lock the doors,aa quietly intoxicated customer came in and ordered dinner.When I asked if wings would be all right,he leaned over the counter and replied,"Lady,I came in here to eat,not fly."
3.有個小男孩頭戴球帽,手拿球棒和棒球,全副武裝地到自家後院.
「我是世界上最偉大的打擊手,」他自信滿滿.把球往空中一扔,用力揮棒,但卻沒有打中.
他毫不氣餒,又往空中一扔,大喊一聲：「我是最厲害的打擊手.」
他再次揮棒,可惜又落空了.
他楞了半晌,仔仔細細地將球棒和棒球檢查了一番.
他站了起來,又試了一次,這次他仍告訴自己：「我是最傑出的打擊手.」
然而他第三次嘗試又落空.
「哇!」他突然跳了起來,「原來我是第一流的投手!」
A little boy wears a cap,and holding a bat and a baseball,standing in his yard."I'm the greatest batter in the world!"he is full of confidence.He throws the ball to the sky,and swings the bat,but he doesn't hit the ball.But he doesn't lose his heart,he does it again,and shouts:"I'm the greatest batter!"But he doesn't hit the ball this time,either.He checks the ball and the bat carefully,and then stands up,tries again.This time he still tells himself:"I'm the greatest batter!"However,he loses again.
"Wow!"he suddenly jumps up,"Actually,I'm the best pitcher!"

H. 急求一片關於閱讀的英語小短文！！！

In a remote mountain village, lived a mother pig and her three cute little pigs. Mom everyday the very hard, the pig have grow from day to day, still can be doing nothing at all.
One night after dinner, a mother pig called the children to the front sheepishly said: "you have grown up, should live a life of independence, wait until you cover good oneself of anterior chamber move away.
The three little pigs who don't want to move out to live, the more don't want oneself start work building a house, but we can't not listened. So they set out thinking what kind of house. Eldest brother begin.
He first carry to many straw, chose a clearing, in the middle pitched a simple straw house, then use grass bundle to tie up. "Ha ha! I have my own room ?

I. 一篇簡單的英語閱讀。。

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