一片简单的英语阅读

A. 一篇简单的英语阅读

明明只是说序号，也能发笑……有点夸张地说两人被困，是在无聊,用老掉牙的笑话自娱自乐……

笑话没讲好，所以不笑，对应这种情况下就是那个数字没念好……囧……

B. 一片英语阅读理解 选择

D D B C A

C. 一篇简单的英语初一阅读

1. a burning thing
2. would be better
3. a messenger
4. No, he wasn't
5. Men liked Chicken because he crowed very early in the morning and woke them up.
6.No
7. foolish

D. 超级简单的英语阅读!!

1It happened at night.
2The couple carried the flower in the car and a bookshelf on the car.
3The bookshelf was like a coffin.
4The police saw they were taking flowers and a bookshelf just looked like a coffin,also,they drove very slowly.
5The police may think somebody had died in the author's family.So they must take the coffin.<棺材>

E. 一片简单的英语阅读

When the young man starts to earn his own living, he becomes free from discipline of school and parents; but at the same time he is forced to be (A) responsible . He can no longer expect others to pay for his food, his room, but has to (C) work. If he wants to live comfortably . If he spreads most of his time playing about in the way that he used to as a child, he will go (B) hungry . And if he breaks the laws of society as he used to breaks the laws of his parents; he may go to prison. If, however he works hard, (B) keeps off trouble and has good health, he can have the great happiness of seeing himself make steady progress in his job and of building up for himself his own position in society.
Old age has always been thought of as the worst age to be, but it is not necessary for the old to be unhappy. Old age should come with (A) wisdom and the ability to help others with advice wisely given. The old can have the time of seeing their children making progress in life; they can watch their (C) grandchildren growing up around them; and , perhaps best of all, they can, if their life has been a useful one, feel the happiness of having come through the battle of life safety and of having reached a time when they can lie back and rest, leaving others to coninue to fight.

F. 简单的英语小短文

Fox
and
cock
One
morning
a
fox
sees
a
cock.He
think,"This
is
my
breakfast.''
He
comes
up
to
the
cock
and
says,"I
know
you
can
sing
very
well.Can
you
sing
for
me?''The
cock
is
glad.He
closes
his
eyes
and
begins
to
sing.The
fox
sees
that
and
caches
him
in
his
mouth
and
carries
him
away.
The
people
in
the
field
see
the
fox.They
cry,"Look,look!The
fox
is
carrying
the
cock
away.''The
cock
says
to
the
fox,"Mr
Fox,do
you
understand?The
people
say
you
are
carrying
their
cock
away.Tell
them
it
is
yours.Not
theirs.''
The
fox
opens
his
mouth
ang
says,"The
cock
is
mine,not
yours.''Just
then
the
cock
runs
away
from
the
fox
and
flies
into
the
tree.
狐狸和公鸡
一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。
他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你能唱得非常好听，你能唱给我听么？”公鸡很高兴。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。
在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：“看，看！狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生，你能理解么？人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你的，不是他们的。”
狐狸张开她的嘴说：“公鸡是我的，不是你们的。”就在那时，公鸡逃离了狐狸的嘴巴，跑到了树底下。

G. 简单的英语阅读短篇

1.风和太阳(The Wind And The Sun)
One day the wind said to the sun,“Look at that man walking along the road.I can get his cloak off more quickly than you can.”
“We will see about that,” said the sun.“I will let you try first.”
So the wind tried to make the man take off his cloak.He blew and blew,but the man only pulled his cloak more closely around himself.
“I give up,” said the wind at last.“I cannot get his cloak off.” Then the sun tried.He shone as hard as he could.The man soon became hot and took off his cloak.
(有一天风跟太阳说:“看看那个沿着路上走的人.我可以比你快让他把披风脱下来.)
(“我们等着看吧,”太阳说,“我让你先试.)
(因此风尝试让那个人把披风脱下来.他用力地吹,可是那个人把披风拉得更紧.)
(“我放弃了,”风最后说,“我无法让他把披风脱下来.”然后由太阳试试看.他尽可能地晒他.不久,那个人很热就把披风脱下来了.)
2.翅 膀
一天,我工作的炸鸡店在关门前出现了一阵抢购狂潮,结果除了鸡翅外所有的东西都卖完了.当我正准备锁门时,一名喝醉了的旅客进来要进餐.我问他翅膀行不行,他从柜台上靠过身子来,回答道：“女士,我到这儿来是吃东西的,不是要飞!”
Wings
The fried-chicken restaurant where I was working had a big rush just before closing one day,leaving us with nothing to sell but wings.As I was about to lock the doors,aa quietly intoxicated customer came in and ordered dinner.When I asked if wings would be all right,he leaned over the counter and replied,"Lady,I came in here to eat,not fly."
3.有个小男孩头戴球帽,手拿球棒和棒球,全副武装地到自家后院.
“我是世界上最伟大的打击手,”他自信满满.把球往空中一扔,用力挥棒,但却没有打中.
他毫不气馁,又往空中一扔,大喊一声：“我是最厉害的打击手.”
他再次挥棒,可惜又落空了.
他楞了半晌,仔仔细细地将球棒和棒球检查了一番.
他站了起来,又试了一次,这次他仍告诉自己：“我是最杰出的打击手.”
然而他第三次尝试又落空.
“哇!”他突然跳了起来,“原来我是第一流的投手!”
A little boy wears a cap,and holding a bat and a baseball,standing in his yard."I'm the greatest batter in the world!"he is full of confidence.He throws the ball to the sky,and swings the bat,but he doesn't hit the ball.But he doesn't lose his heart,he does it again,and shouts:"I'm the greatest batter!"But he doesn't hit the ball this time,either.He checks the ball and the bat carefully,and then stands up,tries again.This time he still tells himself:"I'm the greatest batter!"However,he loses again.
"Wow!"he suddenly jumps up,"Actually,I'm the best pitcher!"

H. 急求一片关于阅读的英语小短文！！！

In a remote mountain village, lived a mother pig and her three cute little pigs. Mom everyday the very hard, the pig have grow from day to day, still can be doing nothing at all.
One night after dinner, a mother pig called the children to the front sheepishly said: "you have grown up, should live a life of independence, wait until you cover good oneself of anterior chamber move away.
The three little pigs who don't want to move out to live, the more don't want oneself start work building a house, but we can't not listened. So they set out thinking what kind of house. Eldest brother begin.
He first carry to many straw, chose a clearing, in the middle pitched a simple straw house, then use grass bundle to tie up. "Ha ha! I have my own room ?

I. 一篇简单的英语阅读。。

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